I love stupid people...

Iowa cops nab 'permanent marker' burglary suspects

CARROLL, Iowa – Police had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off.

Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, were arrested at gunpoint after officers were told they might be armed. Neither man had a weapon. McNelly and Miller were each charged with attempted second-degree burglary. Both men were released after posting bond.

Attorneys for the men declined comment Tuesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_permanent_marker_arrests

Japan's fashion rebellion goes West

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/8132818.stm

An underground youth culture in Japan which makes a rebellious fashion statement against traditional rules on eastern beauty, is taking hold on Britain's youth.

Manba involves devotees wearing dark tans, white make-up around their eyes and hair that is often a combination of neon colours.

British teenagers like 18-year-olds Eilish and Declan got caught up in manba after an interest in Japanese culture led them to start researching on the internet, where they came across the style.

Manba in Japan is also known as ganguro, gonguro, yamamba and mamba.
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Lamebook

I think I like this better than facebook.

http://www.lamebook.com/

Teenager's acne spells out arse

Spotty teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.

The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from cruel classmates.



But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning last week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.

He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong. I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror.

“I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”

But sadly for Sam, his attempts to squeeze his spots into submission and cover them with his mum’s concealer were in vain.
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Why The Fuck Do You Have a Kid?

So on this day I turn 34. As friends and family have their 1st, 2nd or even 3rd kid, I'm often asked "when are you and your wife going to have one"? I spend time with my little nephew and get that "I want to be a daddy" feeling. It all seems so great and rewarding to raise a kid.

Then I come across a website like this. A website that reminds me exactly why I don't EVER want kids. I don't want my little angel growing up around kids raised by people like this!
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

Is this a scam?

I just got this email... At first I thought it was fake, but then I felt sad that this guy's customer died.

"Dear Friend,

How are you doing with your family? Hope fine, Please pay attention and understand my reason of contacting you today through this email, I'm the Bill and Exchange Manager in (Bank of Africa) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso. In my department, during the Auditing of the year 2008, I discovered an abounded sum of $19.3.Million (Nineteen million three hundred thousand dollars) that belongs to our deceased customer who unfortunately lost his life along with his family. I desperately need your assistance to secure and move this huge sums of money left behind by my late client to your account.
Sharing ratio is 40/60 % reply me back Mobile: +22676472022

Yours Sincerely,
Mr.Robert Dutu"

Then I saw this conversation someone else had with him.



Think I should call him and see what we can work out? I could really use the money at the moment.

Guess The Nationality...

I like big butts and I can not lie. Guess the nationality of this one...




Is it...

American?

Swiss?

Spanish?

French?

Italian?

Brazilian?

Serbian?




















You're all wrong...




















IT'S POLISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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