I love stupid people...

Iowa cops nab 'permanent marker' burglary suspects

CARROLL, Iowa – Police had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off.

Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, were arrested at gunpoint after officers were told they might be armed. Neither man had a weapon. McNelly and Miller were each charged with attempted second-degree burglary. Both men were released after posting bond.

Attorneys for the men declined comment Tuesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_permanent_marker_arrests

Japan's fashion rebellion goes West

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/8132818.stm

An underground youth culture in Japan which makes a rebellious fashion statement against traditional rules on eastern beauty, is taking hold on Britain's youth.

Manba involves devotees wearing dark tans, white make-up around their eyes and hair that is often a combination of neon colours.

British teenagers like 18-year-olds Eilish and Declan got caught up in manba after an interest in Japanese culture led them to start researching on the internet, where they came across the style.

Manba in Japan is also known as ganguro, gonguro, yamamba and mamba.
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Lamebook

I think I like this better than facebook.

http://www.lamebook.com/

Teenager's acne spells out arse

Spotty teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.

The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from cruel classmates.



But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning last week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.

He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong. I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror.

“I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”

But sadly for Sam, his attempts to squeeze his spots into submission and cover them with his mum’s concealer were in vain.
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Why The Fuck Do You Have a Kid?

So on this day I turn 34. As friends and family have their 1st, 2nd or even 3rd kid, I'm often asked "when are you and your wife going to have one"? I spend time with my little nephew and get that "I want to be a daddy" feeling. It all seems so great and rewarding to raise a kid.

Then I come across a website like this. A website that reminds me exactly why I don't EVER want kids. I don't want my little angel growing up around kids raised by people like this!
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

Is this a scam?

I just got this email... At first I thought it was fake, but then I felt sad that this guy's customer died.

"Dear Friend,

How are you doing with your family? Hope fine, Please pay attention and understand my reason of contacting you today through this email, I'm the Bill and Exchange Manager in (Bank of Africa) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso. In my department, during the Auditing of the year 2008, I discovered an abounded sum of $19.3.Million (Nineteen million three hundred thousand dollars) that belongs to our deceased customer who unfortunately lost his life along with his family. I desperately need your assistance to secure and move this huge sums of money left behind by my late client to your account.
Sharing ratio is 40/60 % reply me back Mobile: +22676472022

Yours Sincerely,
Mr.Robert Dutu"

Then I saw this conversation someone else had with him.



Think I should call him and see what we can work out? I could really use the money at the moment.

Guess The Nationality...

I like big butts and I can not lie. Guess the nationality of this one...




Is it...

American?

Swiss?

Spanish?

French?

Italian?

Brazilian?

Serbian?




















You're all wrong...




















IT'S POLISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Spinal Tap takes off the wigs

Twenty-five years ago, America discovered "one of England's loudest bands," courtesy of documentarian Marty DiBergi and his film, "This Is Spinal Tap."

It was all parody -- DiBergi was director Rob Reiner, and cohorts Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer played the heavy-metal musicians in Spinal Tap -- but for a fictional band, Spinal Tap has had a long afterlife.

The film gave birth to several catchphrases, including one -- "up to 11" -- that's made it into the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary.

There are Web sites devoted to the Tap, including at least one, http://tap-albums.s5.com/, that offers a complete discography of the fictional band's nonexistent albums.

And Guest, McKean and Shearer have never left their spandexed alter egos behind. The band reunited for a 1992 album, "Break Like the Wind," and again for a 2001 tour. For the latter, the opening act was another Guest-McKean-Shearer collaboration, the Folksmen from Guest's film "A Mighty Wind."

Now Shearer, McKean and Guest are hitting the road again, but not as Spinal Tap or the Folksmen. They're playing ... themselves.

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satanic emo's epic fail...

I'm on a boat motherfucka!

Tenants evicted after landlady sees pictures of Skins-style parties in her home on Facebook

Kids these days!

A landlady has become the first in Britain to evict her tenants after they posted pictures of wild parties turning her house into a tip on Facebook.

Carolyn Lorimer kicked the two tenants out after she logged on to the social networking site and stumbled upon the snaps - which showed her buy-to-let property being wrecked.

The former estate agent was able to see the devastation after a friend of hers on Facebook was sent photos taken during a series of Skins-style house parties at the two-bedroom flat.

Skins is a TV series on the E4 channel and is based on the riotous life of teenagers.

As soon as the tenants - both in their early 20s - found out they had been discovered, they fled leaving thousands of pounds worth of damage as well as unpaid rent and utility bills at the two-storey home in Folkestone, Kent...

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rapheal is cool but rude, miceangelo is a party dude...

GO NINJA... GO NINJA... GO NINJA... GO!

Conjugal Harmony

So after my eHarmony application was denied I browsed for some more male friendly dating sites. I think I found the perfect one!



http://www.conjugalharmony.com/

Are you tired of wondering if she’s cheating on you? Do you love to leave the toilet seat up? Want to enjoy freedom on the weekend and watch a little football with your buddies, rather than work on your “honey do” list? Well, now you don’t have to worry any of that with the latest craze in adult dating, dating and marrying inmates for conjugal visits. With a conjugal marriage, you will finally have a wife with the perfect amount of freedoms and rights, and more importantly, you will finally start enjoying your own.

Gutted...

Just got denied entrance into eHarmony and the hordes of "beautiful" women who undoubtedly flock there. Guess I'm stuck with the wife...

This Is Spinal Tap - 25th Anniversary

For the March 2009 issue, Vanity Fair sat down with the members of Spinal Tap, whose genre-defining mock-umentary (directed by Marty DiBergi) just turned 25...

The article and a video feed can be found here

The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

How am I going to waste countless hours of company time, writing a bunch of drivel nobody will ever read? Eventually I'll post reviews of shows, albums, urban art, clothing and other crap.